It has been revealed that Gemma Collins constantly falls over because she is preparing for an appearance in the Injury Lawyers 4 U adverts.
So it seems that Gemma Collins, the celebrity equivalent of a fart in a lift, likes taking tumbles in public places.
This all began last month, where the…*sigh*…celebrity fell through the stage at the Radio 1 Teen Awards and she sustained injuries, mainly to her reputation as a question mark on the definition of fame.
For weeks this had more than enough press, with recent rumours circulating that she would not sue the BBC if she gets a spot on the next series of Strictly Come Dancing (another reason to despise winter).
Now, once again, Gemma Collins has taken a public tumble, this time outside a nightclub and it has been revealed why this keeps happening.
Appear In Every Form Of Media
A source has confirmed that she was, in fact, applying for a role on the daytime Injury Lawyers 4 U adverts.
They commented: “Gemma’s aim is to put herself in every form of media, no matter how pointless or degrading, she possibly can within a short time frame.
“The idea for the Injury Lawyers 4 U gig came when she fell down in a local supermarket and paparazzi were there to catch the moment.
“She told me how amazing she looked laid out on the floor and asked if there was any money and potential TV time for stuff like this.
“So after researching it, we found that Injury Lawyers 4 U were hiring and applicants had to send in a video CV of them falling over in workplaces.”
“She was successful and we can now reveal that she is expected to start appearing in the adverts next year.”
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Below is a reminder of how Gemma Collins fell at the Teen Awards.