Ryanair is offering £5 flights for black Friday but that means you will have to stand for the entire flight.
Black Friday is once again upon us and companies are dramatically dropping prices for their products and turning people into cash wielding psychopaths.
One such company is the budget airline we grow to tolerate, Ryanair. They are currently offering 100,000 seats for just £5 to travel in January.
However, there are one or two major catches. To get this amazing deal you will have to stand up for the flight, as well as help out with the staff on board.
Be A Part Of The Ryanair Team
A representative for Ryanair told Pseudo News: “We’re very excited to be offering seats for such a low price, but things aren’t always that straightforward in business.
“We’ve got to make our money in some way. So that’s why we thought we’d remove the seats and kind of basically make the passengers a part of the Ryanair team without them really knowing.
“So just be prepared to be called on to deal with difficult passengers and even fly the plane if we aren’t able to find a sober enough pilot.”
You will have to be quick in getting your seats for a cheap and exciting trip to Europe because they are selling very fast and the offer is only available until midnight tonight.
If that wasn’t enough, as part of the Black Friday promotion, they are running a 20% discount on all bags booked this week, which you have to check in yourself when you arrive on the day.
This is more than ideal as a gift for someone you know that doesn’t have any decency or standards and is more than happy to travel on what is pretty much a metal trough running on optimism.
Happy Black Friday and good luck!