The North has signed a petition to ban the south from making gravy after Holland’s Pies made it too watery.
Gravy is a sacred thing up north. It’s just as important as oxygen and vital organs, so you can understand the pain if someone ruins it. Especially a big brand like Holland’s Pies.
Yes, Holland’s Pies recently released a clip of someone pouring gravy over pie and chips, in a bid to help win northerners over. It did not go down well.
To the horror of everyone witnessing it, the gravy splashed out of the jug like a very unhealthy urine sample, which has understandably angered its intended audience.
Disgust and outrage have flooded social media, with many demanding that the south stop trying to make gravy.
Looks Like My Grandma’s Piss
One person said: “Holland’s Pies are having a laugh! Why have they made the gravy look like my Grandma’s piss?!”
While another commented: “Southerners haven’t got a clue what they’re doing. Just stay well away from the gravy. Stick to your salads!”
This also caught the attention of MPs from the north, who have decided to create a petition to ban southerners from buying or attempting to make gravy ever again.
The north-south divide has been an issue for decades, with the latter seeing its counterpart as nothing but incoherent chimney sweeps.
An MP for Yorkshire told Pseudo News: “This may very well be the most aggressive act on the part of the south and it’s going to be extremely difficult to mend this relationship.”
Below is the disgusting travesty that we’re all talking about.