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Why We Aren't Looking Forward To The Next Royal Wedding...

Theresa May Angers Nation With Royal Wedding News

Theresa May has announced that we won't be getting a day off for the Royal wedding and Britain is not happy. When Wills and Kate...

Our Fun Guide To The Russia World Cup 2018

Football fans planning to visit Russia for the World Cup 2018 need to read this guide. So World Cup 2018 is to take place in everyone’s...
The All New Dip Holder For Your Car Comes With A Safety Warning

The New McDonalds Dip Holder Has Caused Several Car Crashes

The new dip holder has caused several car crashes as a result of being distracted. The device, which has been designed to make dipping your...
Meghan Markle will be starring in her own version of Meet The Fockers (Photo by PR Photos)

Meet The Fockers (Royal Edition) – Meghan Markle’s Un-Royal Family

Prince Harry is engaged to Meghan Markle and that means the two very different families shall finally meet. The world is rejoicing right now, as...
Are You Getting Ripped Off This Black Friday?

The Lie That All Retailers Tell Us On Black Friday…

You may think you're getting a good deal on Black Friday but think again, as we discover this retail secret. Everybody goes into a shopping...
Holland's Pies has ruined gravy and northerners aren't happy

North Bans South From Making Gravy After Holland’s Pies Disaster

The North has signed a petition to ban the south from making gravy after Holland’s Pies made it too watery. Gravy is a sacred thing...
Couple End 10-Year Relationship Over Christmas Decorating Feud

Couple Break Up After Having Argument Over Christmas Decorating

A couple's feud over when to start decorating the house for Christmas has caused them to break up. The long on-going debate about whether November...
Mars is expected to become the beach holiday destination of 2024

Time To Book Your Beach Holiday To Mars For 2024

Now is your chance to take the beach holiday of a lifetime in 2024 to the hottest destination on the planet, Mars. No, not the...
Most Parents With Children Under 5 Don't Celebrate Christmas

Parents Refuse To Celebrate Christmas Until Child Turns 5

New parents refuse to celebrate Christmas with their newborn until she turns 5. For most children, Christmas is the most wonderful and magical time of the...
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Ryanair Is Offering £5 Flights For Black Friday But There’s A Catch

Ryanair is offering £5 flights for black Friday but that means you will have to stand for the entire flight. Black Friday is once again...
Macy's site crashed with people trying to see Santa

Macy’s Site Crashes As Reservations To Meet Santa Hit Record Levels

The Macy’s website has crashed today as parents desperately try to reserve a spot for their kids to meet Santa Claus. While the people of...
John Lewis Stores Are Practically Empty After Disastrous Christmas Advert

John Lewis Christmas Advert Causes Sales To Drop

People have been taking their custom elsewhere after watching the John Lewis Christmas advert. This years Christmas advert by John Lewis is not what we...

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