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Theresa May Will Introduce Pet Tax Next Month

Theresa May Has Announced That House Pets Will Be Taxed Starting Next Month

All house pets will be required to get a job and pay tax for living in UK homes under Theresa May's new law. Theresa May...
Theresa May coughed her way through her speech at the Tory conference

Cough Medicine Companies Bid For Tory Conference Sponsorship

By Guest Writer Danny Businesses who make cough mixture and cough sweets will battle it out to sponsor next year’s Tory Conference, Pseudo News understands. The companies...
May And Johnson Go Head To Head In Brexit Battle Broadcast (Pr Photos)

BREAKING NEWS: Theresa And Boris Fight To Be Broadcast Live

Theresa May and Boris Johnson Brexit feud continues as arena prepares for live broadcast. Boris Johnson has announced that he will quit before the week...
Theresa “Fields of Pain” May and Jeremy “Spetsnaz” Corbyn

UFC Acquires rights to Prime Ministers Questions

by Matt (Guest Writer) Dana White plans to host full coverage of Prime Ministers Questions. The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) has today announced its full takeover...
Pensioners To Continue Paying National Insurance To Cover Brexit Costs

Brits To Pay National Insurance After Retirement To Pay For Brexit Damages

Brits may end up paying national insurance even after retirement, in order to pay for costs of home grown food. Theresa May has announced that...
Trump Loses Patience With North Korea And Suggests Military Action Be Taken (PR Photos)

North Korea Throws Tantrum As US Patience Runs Out

North Korea has thrown its rattle out of the pram after US put its foot down and slammed them for their bad behaviour. The US...
Vince Cable will be new leader of the Liberal Democrats because it's a good hobby (Photo by PR Photos)

Vince Cable To Become Lib Dem Leader As Hobby Before Retirement

Sir Vince Cable is set to become the leader of the Liberal Democrats because it’s a good hobby to have when entering retirement. Later on...
New evidence reveals that students were able to vote twice for Corbyn

Loophole Sees Students Voting Twice For Corbyn In Election

Some shocking new evidence reveals the possibility of students voting more than once, giving Corbyn the advantage in the election race. For those students who...
George W. Bush had a better approval rating than Donald Trump (Photo by PR Photos)

Approval Rating Shows George W. Bush Is More Popular Than Donald Trump

The Presidential approval rating for Donald Trump has emerged and it shockingly reveals that George W. Bush was more likeable. Donald Trump has been President...
Northern Schools Slammed For Teaching Pupils That Tories Are Evil

Schools Under Investigation For Teaching Pupils That Tories Are Evil

Northern school teachers have been found teaching school children that Tories are evil. Following this year’s disastrous general election, schools in northern England have adopted...
MPs are considering offering Scotland as bargaining chip for Brexit

Scotland Being Considered As Bargaining Chip For Brexit Deal

MPs are seriously considering giving Scotland away as a bargaining chip in the Brexit deal, with discussions currently taking place in Parliament. When a caller...
Theresa May Responds To Jeremy Corbyn's Troll By Burning Labour Manifesto

Theresa May Burns Labour Manifesto In Front Of Corbyn

Jeremy Corbyn has personally sent Theresa May a copy of his party’s election manifesto and the Prime Minister is not happy. The labour leader, who...

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