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Weathermen Told To Stop Lying About Snow This Christmas

Weather Channels Told To Stop Getting Our Hopes Up For Snow

Weather reporters are told to stop lying about a white Christmas after repeatedly crushing children's dreams. Every winter we hear the same old story about...
Man Loses Nipples After Trying To Remove Frozen Piercings

Mans Nipple Falls Off Due To Piercings And Cold Weather

People with nipple piercings are having big issues in this cold weather. With December approaching a lot faster than we are prepared for, the temperature...
Irma Is The Most Powerful Hurricane Seen In A Decade

Hurricane Irma Could Wipe Out Half Of The Population, Says Experts

A state of emergency has been declared as Hurricane Irma sweeps her way across the Atlantic causing major havoc. Hurricane Irma has wreaked major damage in...
Emoji's Will Be Used In Weather Broadcast To Engage Generation Z

Met Office To Use Emoji’s In Weather Forecasting To Engage Generation Z

The Met Office has announced that they will be using emoji’s in future TV broadcasts to engage our social media obsessed generation. Ever since the...
The UK weather is set to replicate hell on earth

Hell On Earth: Brits Warned That UK Will Be On Fire With Intense Summer Heat

Scorching weather is set to hit the UK within the coming weeks and experts have warned that the outdoors will replicate hell on earth. According...
High Humidity And Two Months Of Rain Expected In Britain Tomorrow

Band Of Humidity And Two Months Rain Headed For Britain

Britain is expecting high humidity and two months of rain tomorrow as the freak weather continues across the nation. The effects of global warming are...
Man Checks Into Rehab After Suffering Rain Deprivation During UK Heatwave

Brit Checked Into Rehab After Suffering Rain Deprivation

A young British male has checked himself into rehab after suffering rain deprivation during UK heatwave. Since Ant McPartlin checked himself into rehab for drug...
Worst Thunderstorms In A Decade Headed For UK

Thunderstorms And Rain To Follow UK Heatwave

Britain is set to have the worst thunderstorm and torrential rain in over a decade after last weekend’s heatwave. The weather is set to take...
The UK weather has reached deadly levels according to officials

UK Weather Warning: Brits Told To Stay Indoors Away From Deadly Heat

The government has warned Brits to stay indoors as the severe UK weather has reached a potentially lethal temperature. Britain is currently facing the hottest...
Fine Rain Does Actually Get You Wetter According To Meteorologist

A Surge Of Wet Rain Is Headed For Britain

‘It’s the kind of rain that gets you wet’ Met Office weather reporters have released a red alert warning for the UK as a band...
The UK is set for a literal and figurative shit storm

UK Set For Literal Shit Storm Throughout June Warns Experts

With the mixture of severe weather and a too close to call general election, experts have warned that the UK is set for a...
The UK weather is once again set to be ambiguous

UK Weather To Be Annoyingly Ambiguous All Week

Brits everywhere are preparing to tut in annoyance as the weather is set to be ambiguous, with heavy rain and moments of sun. The weather...

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